knifewithnoname: (yes okay)
knifewithnoname ([personal profile] knifewithnoname) wrote 2021-08-26 04:41 am (UTC)

They do all be being weird. [She sighed. He will probably notice that her chopstick use is... It's clear she hasn't actually been taught how to use them, she just watched other people and copied them. It's functional, it wouldn't pass in polite company.

Nor would be knife and fork use. Honestly.]
Where I do be coming from we do be having bread. But no bread like here. It do be being thin and big. [Holding her arms out to show just how big, ignoring the rice that goes flying from the chopstick as she does so.] We do be using that to eat. No of these things. [Just another obstacle between her and food, annoying things. But people here expected it.

She tilted her head.]


The singing machine do be being weird but it can be making lots of rice so that do be being useful and it do no even be getting all stuck and messy. You do no be needing to scrub it for hours.

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