Interaction Post: Voidtrecker

[knifewithnoname]

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[knifewithnoname]

[It was true. Some people were stupid. It was just the way it was.

She tried to imagine licking up ants. She couldn't help herself, she giggled.]

Do they be having long tongues?

[weifinder]

Long enough to lick past their own nose!

( which he attempts to demonstrate, only to prove that wei wuxian, alas, cannot lick his own nose. )

[knifewithnoname]

That long?

[She tries as well, crossing her eyes as she tries to make her tongue touch her nose. She giggles as she finds out it is practically impossible.]

[weifinder]

That long!

( though he's laughing too, and ultimately shakes his head. )

I think the only thing I've ever managed, aside from sticking my nose into other people's business, is getting a spoon to stay on my nose for a matter of heartbeats. Hedgehogs, they're far more talented with tongues and noses. Bet they smell things at least five times better than any of us can.

[knifewithnoname]

Sticking a spoon on your nose?

[That sounded pretty silly too. But hedgehogs? They sounded very talented.]

They can be smelling danger then, before they do be attacking it.

[weifinder]

Yes! Think I can still manage it now?

( should he see? it's all silly, but that's half the point. let things be silly, too; serious is enough of their lives. )

Yes, exactly. Also important when finding the tastiest dinners.

[knifewithnoname]

Yes you should be trying. [She wants to try this spoon balancing. It would be funny.

She looked at the soft hedgehog. They did sound cool, with their good noses, long tongues and weapon spikes.]

[weifinder]

Hah! As you wish.

( his look of concentration is particularly silly for this, and he has a good false start, a second go that almost works before the spoon just flat out falls off his nose, and then the third attempt...

... he gets to stick! )

[knifewithnoname]

[She was very pleased that he tried, watching as he failed, failed again but then...

Then it stuck. She laughed.]

You do be looking silly.

[weifinder]

( he doesn't move until he's sure the spoon has stuck for more than a few heartbeats, and then he grins. )

I do, but I also go the spoon to stick, so that's my victory, isn't it?

[knifewithnoname]

That do be being true. It do be being a victory. You do be being Master Spoonnose.

[She probably won't actually call him that, her cheek only goes so far.]

[weifinder]

Much better than being Master Knifenose.

( stated solemnly, as if this whole conversation has been sensible. )

[knifewithnoname]

I do no be knowing, stabbing people with your nose could be being quite cool.

[Knifenose sounded like a character from a horror film. Someone who went about slicing people with his nose. No murder weapon to be found.]

[weifinder]

Getting blood all over your face? Up your nostrils?

( he wrinkles his nose, and the spoon falls off into his waiting hand. )

Sounds stinky to me.

[knifewithnoname]

[She can't help but giggle at that, imagining it. It would be messy and stinky.]

It would be being very stinky.