Epic IC quiz
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Part 1: The Basics
1. What is your full name?
I do no be having one, why do people always be asking me this?
2. Where and when were you born?
Gauig, I guess in the inn where I did be growing up, I did never be asking. Eleven years ago so... year 710, around Harvest time.
3. Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
I do no be having parents
4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
Yes, I do be having a sister, she does be being very brave and strong. She do be being cleverer than me as well but you can no be telling her that!
5. Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
In this stupid city with these people who do be having stupid hair. At the moment I do be in an even stupider place and am supposed to be killing people but mostly I do be being bored and trying to be finding food. I do be alone though I sometimes do be seeing people and sometimes they do be nice, but mostly they do be idiots.
6. What is your occupation?
I do be an assassin, sometimes.
7. Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
I do be small and I do be having dark hair and green eyes, I do be having a few scars but they do no be big and they do be mostly faded. They do no be having exciting stories behind them like Kant's. I do be wearing dresses mostly, though sometimes I do be wearing trousers if I do be having to be doing a lot of climbing.
8. To which social class do you belong?
I do no be understanding this question
9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
I do no be having any weaknesses at all. Except I do be small, but that do be meaning I do be fast.
10. Are you right- or left-handed?
Right handed but I do be practicing with both, Kant do be saying it do be important
11. What does your voice sound like?
Like my voice. It do be high I do be guessing, and I do be having a Gauigen accent
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
I do be liking the word stupid, it do be my favourite word.
13. What do you have in your pockets?
My folding knife that someone did be sending me.
14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
People here do be saying I do be talking funny, but they do be sounding silly to me.
Part 2: Growing Up
15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Well I do still be in it, but I do be thinking it do be being good so far.
16. What is your earliest memory?
Me and my sister did be nabbing some baklava from a stall and hiding and eating it. Tawin did be screaming at us for the stall holder but he did be proud of us really. He did be saying so.
17. How much schooling have you had?
Do you be meaning lessons? I did be having lessons every day until I did be coming here.
18. Did you enjoy school?
I did be liking my lessons yes
19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
I did be learning everything from the innkeepers who did be bringing me up, and from Priestess Elina and Kant.
20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.
I do be wanting to be like Kant, he do be brave and a warrior, and he has been killing so many people.
21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
My sister do be my best friend! We do be getting along really well but we do sometimes be pretending not to be, because you can no be showing you do be caring about people, it can be being used against you.
22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Um I do no be knowing, whatever they do be telling me to be I guess. I would no be minding being an assassin, that would be being fun. Or a professional thief, if I did be getting to steal from the queen or something. I would be liking that.
23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?
Um I do be liking killing things... and learning things. I do be liking fighting with daggers but I have just been beginning to learn.
24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
The same ones I do be having now, I do still be being a child.
25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
I did be knowing some street kids, they did be liking me because I did be good at stealing. They did be mostly light addled idiots but sometimes they did be useful
26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
Why would I be wanting to be kissing someone?
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
I do no be understanding this question
28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
Well I do be doing the things I do be doing because I did be being taught how to. I do no be having any powers though.
Part 3: Past Influences
29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
When I did be being sent on missions on my own, I do be thinking that do be being important, it do be meaning I do be being trusted.
I do be guessing being brought to this stupid place do be important too.
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
Priestess Elena do be in charge of us...
Oh you do be meaning who I do be listening to the most. My sister.
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
There did be a merchant, and I did be having to kill him and his wife. They did be having a big stupid dog and I did be having to kill her too. I did be getting bitten but I did be killing them all and Sira did be buying me the biggest treacle cake ever!
32. What is your greatest regret?
Kant do be saying that you should no ever be regretting anything.
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Evil do be a silly word, but Kant do be saying it do be meaning to be serving the dark god so I guess my oath to the god of chaos do be being the most evil thing I have been doing.
34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
No, the guards have never been catching me.
35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
My sister did be sick once and I did be thinking she would be dying... that did be scary... But she did be okay and I do no be supposed to be frightened of anything.
36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
A stall keeper did be catching me stealing once and he did be marching me back to the inn by my ear and lots of adults did be talking about how I did be a wild thing like I did no even be being there.
37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
My sister did be getting beaten by a stall keeper once and he did be breaking her nose, we had been drawing lots to be choosing which stall to be going to, I would be changing it so she did be getting the easier one because I do be being better at sneaking than her.
38. What is your best memory?
Kant did be taking us to the sea once, I do no be knowing why. He did no be teaching us anything. I did be thinking we would be learning to swim because I can no be doing that yet but he did just be letting us paddle and we did be chasing each other and he did no be minding that we did be getting covered in sand and then he did be buying us cakes and we did be watching the sun go down and it did be really weird and he did no be talking much. It did be a while ago, I do no be thinking he did be asking Priestess Elina because she did be really mad when we did be getting back.
39. What is your worst memory?
I did be being really rude to priestess Elina once and she did be making Kant be hurting me and then I did be having to stay in one of the store rooms and I did no be seeing my sister and I did be being there for days until I did be learning my lesson...
Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
I do be thinking I do be optimistic
41. What is your greatest fear?
I do no be...
Alright then.
I do be scared that when we do be getting older they will be deciding me and my sister should be going to different places, and we will no be seeing each other again.
42. What are your religious views?
I do be serving the god of darkness and chaos.
43. What are your political views?
I do no be really having any, most the people who do be ruling do be seeming stupid and having stupid ideas.
44. What are your views on sex?
I do no be knowing what that is
45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
Yes. I do be being good at it. I do be finding it acceptable under most circumstances.
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Um serving the shadow god, I did be saying this before?
47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
I do no really be understanding the question
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
Being good at what you do be doing. Staying alive.
49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
Well I do be having to, because people do no be liking those that do be serving the chaos god and they do be being killing us if we do no be killing them first. So I do be mostly just not talking to them, or lying.
50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
People that do be following the light do be being stupid.
51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
No, if I do be ordered to be doing something I do be doing it. That do be what good assassins do be doing.
52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
My sister, and the shadow god. But that do be it. And only if there did be being no other way.
Part 5: Relationships With Others
53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how? It do be depending, I do be being polite to my guardians and nice to my sister and I do be sometimes being rude to stall holders but only if they do be calling me names, and I do be acting like I do be in charge of the other kids, because they do be looking up to me.
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why? My sister, because she do be being my sister, and we do be doing everything together.
55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why? My sister because she do be really brave and does never be showing when she do be scared or hurt.
56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people. Friends do be stupid. But my sister do be my best friend, I do no be needing anyone else.
57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person. No
58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened. No I have never been being in love, that do be for stupid people.
59. What do you look for in a potential lover? I do no be a stupid person.
60. How close are you to your family? Very close, I did be telling you, my sister do be my best friend
61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not? How do you be starting a family? I do no be understanding this question.
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help? My sister, but only if it would no be getting her into trouble.
63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why? My sister, but no one else. We can be looking after ourselves and each other when it do be b eing safe.
64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you? I have been going missing... I did be coming here. I think my sister would be missing me, and my guardians would be being mad.
When I do be dying here I do no be thinking anyone would be missing me.
65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why? Whoever did be bringing me here, I do no be knowing who they do be but when I do be finding them I will be killing them so slowly and so painfully.
66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict? I do be arguing with stupid people.
67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations? If it do be something I do be best at yes.
68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not? I do no be minding it. But I do be liking smaller groups better because things can be getting confusing when there do be lots of people.
69. Do you care what others think of you? I do be wanting people to be thinking I do be strong and I would no be wanting them to be thinking I do be being a coward.
Part 6: Likes And Dislikes
70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
I do no be having any, I do be liking working and training and stealing, it do be being fun. I think that do be important when you do be liking your work.
71. What is your most treasured possession? My dagger, it do be a proper assassins dagger. Kant did be bringing it for me last year. My sister do be having one too.
72. What is your favorite color? Red, like blood, except it do really be a purply red, but it do be a nice colour.
73. What is your favorite food? Honey cakes
74. What, if anything, do you like to read? I have only been reading things for lessons, I do no be minding it.
75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)? I do no be knowing, I have only been seeing a street performer once but his guard did be chasing me off because I did be no having a coin to give them.
76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit? No, well... me and my sister did be stealing some beer out of the barrels in the storeroom... but it do be weird, the sweet ones do be okay though. It did be making us all dizzy though and Tawin did be shaking his head and calling us silly girls. We did no be telling Priestess Elina about that.
77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night? Like all the other nights. Sometimes I do be on missions, sometimes I do be training. Here I have been hiding and looking for food.
78. What makes you laugh? When people do be doing funny things.
79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you? Nothing do be really offending me.
80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself? I do no be knowing what...
Oh
If I could no be sleeping I would just be training more, or going and practicing sneaking on the roofs.
81. How do you deal with stress? I do no really be getting stressed, I do be thinking that do be being a grown up thing
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan? I do be liking it better when I do be being briefed before missions, but I do no be thinking I have been doing too badly since I have been here.
83. What are your pet peeves? At the moment people who do be telling me that they do no be wanting to be killing when we do be in a fight to the death. It do be stupid and no productive.
Part 7: Self Images And Etc.
84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted? Well before I did be coming here I did be waking up early and we did be having lessons, and then we did be helping in the inn, and then we did be having some free time, then more lessons and then we might be having a mission or more training and then sleeping.
Now I do be waking up and finding food and hiding and maybe killing and hiding some more and it do be being a bit boring.
85. What is your greatest strength as a person? I do be being fast.
86. What is your greatest weakness? I do no be very strong because I do be small
87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I think I would be being taller
88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted? I do no be really knowing. Both I do be thinking
89. Are you generally organized or messy? I do be tidy most the time. We do be having to clean a lot in the inn.
90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at. Killing, stealing and fighting I do be being good at. I do be very bad at... well I can no be singing, or drawing but they do be stupid things, and I can no be swinging Kant's sword but he says that one day I will be big enough to.
91. Do you like yourself? Yes.
92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons…) I did be being kidnapped. I do be wanting to be going home. This do be being stupid.
93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime? I do no be knowing, whatever my guardians do be wanting me to be doing.
94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I do no be knowing... but I would be liking to be a great assassin and maybe being a team with my sister and we could be spreading chaos to lots of places. I do be thinking that would be fun.
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die? I... when I do be dying I do be wanting to be fighting, and if I can be I would be wanting to be taking my attacker out with me
96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left. Hmmm... kill as many people as I could be, and then be finding lots of food and then be eating it,
97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death? Well I have no been doing much here, but killing that blonde man because that did be being quite hard.
98. What three words best describe your personality? Strong, brave and um... well behaved, can that be counting as one word even though it do be being two?
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you? I do no be knowing you should be asking them
1. What is your full name?
I do no be having one, why do people always be asking me this?
2. Where and when were you born?
Gauig, I guess in the inn where I did be growing up, I did never be asking. Eleven years ago so... year 710, around Harvest time.
3. Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
I do no be having parents
4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
Yes, I do be having a sister, she does be being very brave and strong. She do be being cleverer than me as well but you can no be telling her that!
5. Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
In this stupid city with these people who do be having stupid hair. At the moment I do be in an even stupider place and am supposed to be killing people but mostly I do be being bored and trying to be finding food. I do be alone though I sometimes do be seeing people and sometimes they do be nice, but mostly they do be idiots.
6. What is your occupation?
I do be an assassin, sometimes.
7. Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
I do be small and I do be having dark hair and green eyes, I do be having a few scars but they do no be big and they do be mostly faded. They do no be having exciting stories behind them like Kant's. I do be wearing dresses mostly, though sometimes I do be wearing trousers if I do be having to be doing a lot of climbing.
8. To which social class do you belong?
I do no be understanding this question
9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
I do no be having any weaknesses at all. Except I do be small, but that do be meaning I do be fast.
10. Are you right- or left-handed?
Right handed but I do be practicing with both, Kant do be saying it do be important
11. What does your voice sound like?
Like my voice. It do be high I do be guessing, and I do be having a Gauigen accent
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
I do be liking the word stupid, it do be my favourite word.
13. What do you have in your pockets?
My folding knife that someone did be sending me.
14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
People here do be saying I do be talking funny, but they do be sounding silly to me.
Part 2: Growing Up
15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Well I do still be in it, but I do be thinking it do be being good so far.
16. What is your earliest memory?
Me and my sister did be nabbing some baklava from a stall and hiding and eating it. Tawin did be screaming at us for the stall holder but he did be proud of us really. He did be saying so.
17. How much schooling have you had?
Do you be meaning lessons? I did be having lessons every day until I did be coming here.
18. Did you enjoy school?
I did be liking my lessons yes
19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
I did be learning everything from the innkeepers who did be bringing me up, and from Priestess Elina and Kant.
20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.
I do be wanting to be like Kant, he do be brave and a warrior, and he has been killing so many people.
21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
My sister do be my best friend! We do be getting along really well but we do sometimes be pretending not to be, because you can no be showing you do be caring about people, it can be being used against you.
22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Um I do no be knowing, whatever they do be telling me to be I guess. I would no be minding being an assassin, that would be being fun. Or a professional thief, if I did be getting to steal from the queen or something. I would be liking that.
23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?
Um I do be liking killing things... and learning things. I do be liking fighting with daggers but I have just been beginning to learn.
24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
The same ones I do be having now, I do still be being a child.
25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
I did be knowing some street kids, they did be liking me because I did be good at stealing. They did be mostly light addled idiots but sometimes they did be useful
26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
Why would I be wanting to be kissing someone?
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
I do no be understanding this question
28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
Well I do be doing the things I do be doing because I did be being taught how to. I do no be having any powers though.
Part 3: Past Influences
29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
When I did be being sent on missions on my own, I do be thinking that do be being important, it do be meaning I do be being trusted.
I do be guessing being brought to this stupid place do be important too.
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
Priestess Elena do be in charge of us...
Oh you do be meaning who I do be listening to the most. My sister.
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
There did be a merchant, and I did be having to kill him and his wife. They did be having a big stupid dog and I did be having to kill her too. I did be getting bitten but I did be killing them all and Sira did be buying me the biggest treacle cake ever!
32. What is your greatest regret?
Kant do be saying that you should no ever be regretting anything.
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Evil do be a silly word, but Kant do be saying it do be meaning to be serving the dark god so I guess my oath to the god of chaos do be being the most evil thing I have been doing.
34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
No, the guards have never been catching me.
35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
My sister did be sick once and I did be thinking she would be dying... that did be scary... But she did be okay and I do no be supposed to be frightened of anything.
36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
A stall keeper did be catching me stealing once and he did be marching me back to the inn by my ear and lots of adults did be talking about how I did be a wild thing like I did no even be being there.
37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
My sister did be getting beaten by a stall keeper once and he did be breaking her nose, we had been drawing lots to be choosing which stall to be going to, I would be changing it so she did be getting the easier one because I do be being better at sneaking than her.
38. What is your best memory?
Kant did be taking us to the sea once, I do no be knowing why. He did no be teaching us anything. I did be thinking we would be learning to swim because I can no be doing that yet but he did just be letting us paddle and we did be chasing each other and he did no be minding that we did be getting covered in sand and then he did be buying us cakes and we did be watching the sun go down and it did be really weird and he did no be talking much. It did be a while ago, I do no be thinking he did be asking Priestess Elina because she did be really mad when we did be getting back.
39. What is your worst memory?
I did be being really rude to priestess Elina once and she did be making Kant be hurting me and then I did be having to stay in one of the store rooms and I did no be seeing my sister and I did be being there for days until I did be learning my lesson...
Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
I do be thinking I do be optimistic
41. What is your greatest fear?
I do no be...
Alright then.
I do be scared that when we do be getting older they will be deciding me and my sister should be going to different places, and we will no be seeing each other again.
42. What are your religious views?
I do be serving the god of darkness and chaos.
43. What are your political views?
I do no be really having any, most the people who do be ruling do be seeming stupid and having stupid ideas.
44. What are your views on sex?
I do no be knowing what that is
45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
Yes. I do be being good at it. I do be finding it acceptable under most circumstances.
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Um serving the shadow god, I did be saying this before?
47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
I do no really be understanding the question
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
Being good at what you do be doing. Staying alive.
49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
Well I do be having to, because people do no be liking those that do be serving the chaos god and they do be being killing us if we do no be killing them first. So I do be mostly just not talking to them, or lying.
50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
People that do be following the light do be being stupid.
51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
No, if I do be ordered to be doing something I do be doing it. That do be what good assassins do be doing.
52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
My sister, and the shadow god. But that do be it. And only if there did be being no other way.
Part 5: Relationships With Others
53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how? It do be depending, I do be being polite to my guardians and nice to my sister and I do be sometimes being rude to stall holders but only if they do be calling me names, and I do be acting like I do be in charge of the other kids, because they do be looking up to me.
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why? My sister, because she do be being my sister, and we do be doing everything together.
55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why? My sister because she do be really brave and does never be showing when she do be scared or hurt.
56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people. Friends do be stupid. But my sister do be my best friend, I do no be needing anyone else.
57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person. No
58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened. No I have never been being in love, that do be for stupid people.
59. What do you look for in a potential lover? I do no be a stupid person.
60. How close are you to your family? Very close, I did be telling you, my sister do be my best friend
61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not? How do you be starting a family? I do no be understanding this question.
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help? My sister, but only if it would no be getting her into trouble.
63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why? My sister, but no one else. We can be looking after ourselves and each other when it do be b eing safe.
64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you? I have been going missing... I did be coming here. I think my sister would be missing me, and my guardians would be being mad.
When I do be dying here I do no be thinking anyone would be missing me.
65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why? Whoever did be bringing me here, I do no be knowing who they do be but when I do be finding them I will be killing them so slowly and so painfully.
66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict? I do be arguing with stupid people.
67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations? If it do be something I do be best at yes.
68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not? I do no be minding it. But I do be liking smaller groups better because things can be getting confusing when there do be lots of people.
69. Do you care what others think of you? I do be wanting people to be thinking I do be strong and I would no be wanting them to be thinking I do be being a coward.
Part 6: Likes And Dislikes
70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
I do no be having any, I do be liking working and training and stealing, it do be being fun. I think that do be important when you do be liking your work.
71. What is your most treasured possession? My dagger, it do be a proper assassins dagger. Kant did be bringing it for me last year. My sister do be having one too.
72. What is your favorite color? Red, like blood, except it do really be a purply red, but it do be a nice colour.
73. What is your favorite food? Honey cakes
74. What, if anything, do you like to read? I have only been reading things for lessons, I do no be minding it.
75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)? I do no be knowing, I have only been seeing a street performer once but his guard did be chasing me off because I did be no having a coin to give them.
76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit? No, well... me and my sister did be stealing some beer out of the barrels in the storeroom... but it do be weird, the sweet ones do be okay though. It did be making us all dizzy though and Tawin did be shaking his head and calling us silly girls. We did no be telling Priestess Elina about that.
77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night? Like all the other nights. Sometimes I do be on missions, sometimes I do be training. Here I have been hiding and looking for food.
78. What makes you laugh? When people do be doing funny things.
79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you? Nothing do be really offending me.
80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself? I do no be knowing what...
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If I could no be sleeping I would just be training more, or going and practicing sneaking on the roofs.
81. How do you deal with stress? I do no really be getting stressed, I do be thinking that do be being a grown up thing
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan? I do be liking it better when I do be being briefed before missions, but I do no be thinking I have been doing too badly since I have been here.
83. What are your pet peeves? At the moment people who do be telling me that they do no be wanting to be killing when we do be in a fight to the death. It do be stupid and no productive.
Part 7: Self Images And Etc.
84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted? Well before I did be coming here I did be waking up early and we did be having lessons, and then we did be helping in the inn, and then we did be having some free time, then more lessons and then we might be having a mission or more training and then sleeping.
Now I do be waking up and finding food and hiding and maybe killing and hiding some more and it do be being a bit boring.
85. What is your greatest strength as a person? I do be being fast.
86. What is your greatest weakness? I do no be very strong because I do be small
87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I think I would be being taller
88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted? I do no be really knowing. Both I do be thinking
89. Are you generally organized or messy? I do be tidy most the time. We do be having to clean a lot in the inn.
90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at. Killing, stealing and fighting I do be being good at. I do be very bad at... well I can no be singing, or drawing but they do be stupid things, and I can no be swinging Kant's sword but he says that one day I will be big enough to.
91. Do you like yourself? Yes.
92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons…) I did be being kidnapped. I do be wanting to be going home. This do be being stupid.
93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime? I do no be knowing, whatever my guardians do be wanting me to be doing.
94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I do no be knowing... but I would be liking to be a great assassin and maybe being a team with my sister and we could be spreading chaos to lots of places. I do be thinking that would be fun.
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die? I... when I do be dying I do be wanting to be fighting, and if I can be I would be wanting to be taking my attacker out with me
96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left. Hmmm... kill as many people as I could be, and then be finding lots of food and then be eating it,
97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death? Well I have no been doing much here, but killing that blonde man because that did be being quite hard.
98. What three words best describe your personality? Strong, brave and um... well behaved, can that be counting as one word even though it do be being two?
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you? I do no be knowing you should be asking them